近日,某知名英语老师怒了:“为什么这么多人这么不理解时态,其实英语时态就是这么回事……”

【一般现在时】I make love with her everyday.

【一般过去时】I made love with her yesterday.

【一般将来时】I will make love with her tomorrow.

【现在进行时】I am making love with her now.

【过去进行时】I was making love with her at this time yesterday.

【将来进行时】I will be making love with her at this time tomorrow.

【现在完成时】I have made love with her by now.

【过去完成时】I had made love with her before yesterday.

【将来完成时】I have been making love with her with her by tomorrow.

【现在完成进行时】I have been making love with her with her for two hours.

【过去完成进行时】I had been making love with her with her when her husband came in.

【将来完成进行时】I will have been making love with her with her for two hours when her husband wakes up tomorrow morning.

@日语哥玩微博则悠哉感叹,其实日语时态就是这么回事……

【一般现在时】彼女とヤル。
【一般过去时】彼女とヤッた。
【一般将来时】彼女とヤルだろう。
【现在进行时】彼女とヤッている。
【过去进行时】彼女とヤッていた。
【将来进行时】彼女とヤッているだろう。
【男跟男的疑问型】やらないか?

小编泪目:老师们,你们的节操去哪儿了……ORZ

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